"...I've bitten Siva (I was young okay). 

"My uncles Max and Tom spend a lot of time with me, and Max is possibly going to set me up on a blind date with someone of the same species. 

"I have my own twitter account @Neytiri_TW (claws are good for typing as well as climbing you know), so if you have any lizard or The Wanted based queries tweet me up!"


"So until they return, I'll amuse myself by tweeting, hunting down crickets, and who knows, maybe I WILL paint my nails..."

Ahh, poor Neytiri.
Any suggestions for her?