As you may already know, The Wanted's Jay has a pet lizard called Neytiri.
While The Wanted love Neytiri very much, they've still abandoned her while they go off on tour.
Here, she shares her Home Alone Diary with us all....
"So what exactly DOES a girl do when her fella (or fellas) are out the house? Watch that movie he said was "for girls"? Paint her nails? Eat a handful of baby mice? Erm, yeah, the last one, that was me.
"My name is Neytiri (Tia for short) and I am the Bosc Monitor Lizard that lives with the members of The Wanted."
"I've been with the boys for a year now, and watched their meteoric rise to fame from behind the glass panel of my very own tank. But now they're on their first headline tour what exactly do I DO?
"My usual day consists of a lot of basking under a heat-lamp, the closest thing you “two-legs” do to this would be sunbathing. But there's no risk of sun damage to me, and when I'm done I'm really perky, not sluggish. Perks of being cold-blooded eh?
"There's a nice lady who comes to cook my meals (you've got to love some nice pinkies), so I'm pretty much on an all-inclusive. And now I'm in my (Lizard) teens, Jay leaves one of my panels open so I can roam around the house."
"I'll be honest, it freaks Nathan out when I stroll into his room and flick my tongue at him, but it could be worse..."
"...I've bitten Siva (I was young okay).
"My uncles Max and Tom spend a lot of time with me, and Max is possibly going to set me up on a blind date with someone of the same species.
"I have my own twitter account @Neytiri_TW (claws are good for typing as well as climbing you know), so if you have any lizard or The Wanted based queries tweet me up!"
"So until they return, I'll amuse myself by tweeting, hunting down crickets, and who knows, maybe I WILL paint my nails..."
Ahh, poor Neytiri.
Any suggestions for her?
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